Tuesday, December 18, 2012

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

This silly carol has always made me giggle. That's why its the Carol of the Day! I mean seriously, a hippo? Really? A Hippo? You don't want anything else... anything at all? Okay, crazycakes. Its your neck...

Carol of the Day:

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

Mumford & Sons

Normally, I don't take any breaks from my holiday music and listen obsessively, as this the only time of year that holiday music is abundant and appropriate. however, I will always make an exception for the always loved Mumford & Sons... Today I'm listening to a playlist on YouTube on repeat. Those UK gods stole my heart more than Robert Pattinson did when he was Cedric Diggory... of course, they've held onto it better than he has... Anyhoo, the point is that I love Mumford & Sons and that is the music of the day!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Non-Carol of the Day.

Do you know that one person in your house that instead of listening to holiday music like the rest of the family, plays their regular music throughout December? And most likely that music is rather irritating? Mostly because it's the opposite of what you normally listen to, but especially because they insist on singing along, horribly off-key? Yeah. That's what's going on in my life. Carols are a welcome relief. Today the carol of the day is the opposite of that music, because it is a classic:



Carol of the Day:

It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas 

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go
Take a look in the five-and-ten,
Glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in ev'ry store
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the holly that will be
On your own front door.

A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel,
One in the park as well
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Coring a Christmas Tree

Today was the start of Decking the Halls here, and for a start, I cored the Christmas tree! Now I know you're thinking, what in the heck is she talking about? Well, I wrapped white lights around my Christmas tree. And not just any part of the tree-- the trunk. The trunk is the middle, as in the core, as in wrapping the core of the tree... get it yet? After I wrapped the trunk, I did another "layer" of Christmas lights about a hand's width away from the trunk. My tree is going to glow like no other! Because as much as I've done, I still have twice as many lights as are on my tree left to put on!
And I don't know if you've noticed, but my tree is so tall that the star is bent over, pressing against the ceiling... good job picking the tree, daddy.

Santa Baby

Carol of the day today is totally Santa Baby! More specifically, the Eartha Kitt version. Original y'all!

Carol of the Day:

Santa Baby                    Eartha Kitt

Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a 54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.

Cookie Challenge Day 2

Cookie of the day today was jubilee wafers! A decision courtesy of my dear ol' daddy, who has a recent  penchant for wafer cookies... Unfortunately I got started way too late at night to make cookies for dessert tonight--fortunately, these are refrigerator cookies! As a result, the cookies will be baked tomorrow morning right after my morning dog walk... and that means two cookies on Monday! Can that be a thing? Two cookie Mondays? Or would Tuesdays be better? Hmm... we'll find out next week! 

Cookie of the Day:

Jubilee Wafers                                                                      About Seventy 2-inch Wafers

Soften and mix in the top of a double boiler-- over, not in, boiling water:
⅔ cup honey
1 cup sugar
¼ cup butter
Sift together and add:
2½ cups flour
1 tsp baking powder
¼ tsp each mace and cardamom
½ tsp baking soda
2 tsp cinnamon
½ tsp cloves
Combine with all the above ingredients:
⅓ cup whiskey or brandy (I don’t know what I used, my mother just handed me a bottle)
Add:
1 cup grated blanched almonds
2 tablespoons each chopped citron, candied orange and lemon peel

For these last two ingredients, I took blanched almond slivers and used my little food processor to chop them up! That was the easy one. I was stressing about the citron and candied orange when my mother told me it was fruitcake fruit! also to not use as much. So I used 3 tablespoons fruitcake fruit and again popped it in the food processor to make sure it was small enough for the cookies-- because who wants those huge chunks in wafers? Also just an FYI: I have about a cup of grated lemon rind on hand. Right now its left over from my lemon meringues for Thanksgiving, but its so time consuming that I like to have some on hand so I don't have to add that work into my prep time every time I want to make something with lemon rind!

My three add-ins waiting like ducks in a row... how peaceful is that idea? Of course I sifted the ingredients into the flour (saving time is essential when working over heat).

 Adding the honey to my other liquids off heat gave me a chance to really focus on scraping out the honey from the glass without having to worry about the sugar burning!
Improvised double-boiler... Bonus Points please!!! PS the heat is on high and the water is boiling.

Everything is melted and smooth before adding the dry, sifted ingredients...
Mixed over the heat, this is what it looks like fully mixed! Mixing over the heat is essential, because this stuff is super sticky and without the heat it would harden, and one would not be able to mix anything into the dough, or even the dough itself... essentially it would be ruined.
 Adding the alcohol-- it totally sizzled in the pan! I stirred it in completely, and it took some extra stirring to bring everything to the same consistency.
 Adding the almonds, fruitcake fruit and grated lemon rind was a little more difficult than I first anticipated...












Well, you can't see it here, but I stirred and folded and mixed the dough for almost 10 minutes to fully integrate the chunky ingredients fully and evenly.
Now, you can put these on trays like drop cookies and bake them straight off the double boiler, or you can do what I did and forget to pre-heat your oven in time. The best part is it doesn't matter because these are actually refrigerator cookies! These separate nicely into three on wax paper and then roll into 2" diameter...



And put in the fridge for 4-12 hours!
I know my rolls aren't too pretty, but tomorrow morning I'll slice them thinly and perfect wafers will be ready for taste test when my dad wants dessert! Seriously, every night after dinner; you know when my dad is finished eating because you'll hear "What's for dessert?!"

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Carol of the Day

Everyday it seems I get a new Christmas carol stuck in my head! I never seem to remember all the words and it bugs me to no end, so I eventually search for the lyrics. Then of course I spend the whole day singing half the words because of course I've already forgotten them. Today I have Home for the Holidays stuck in my head!


Carol of the Day:

Home For The Holidays

Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays
'Cause no matter how far away you roam
When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze
For the holidays you can't beat home, sweet home

I met a man who lives in Tennessee
And he was headin' for
Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie
From Pennsylvania folks are trav'lin' down
To Dixie's sunny shore
From Atlantic to Pacific, gee,
The traffic is terrific!

Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays
'Cause no matter how far away you roam
If you want to be happy in a million ways
For the holidays you can't beat home, sweet home

Take a bus, take a train
Go and hop an aeroplane
Put the wife and the kiddies in the family car
For the pleasure that you bring
When you make that doorbell ring
No trip could be too far

I met a man who lives in Tennessee,
He was headin' for,
Pennsylvania and some home made pumpkin pie
From Pennsylvania folks are travelin'
Down to Dixie's sunny shore
From Atlantic to Pacific
Gee, the traffic is terrific.

Oh there's no place like home for the holidays,
Cause no matter how far away you roam,
If you want to be happy in a million ways,
For the holidays,
You can't beat home, sweet home.
For the holidays,
You can't beat home, sweet home.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Daily Cookie Challenge

I have challenged myself to make a batch of cookies every day until Christmas. Today's cookies, my mother's favorite-- ginger thins. You can make them any size you want! according to the recipe, they're supposed to be the size of nickels. Or pennies. Or even dimes. So after I had done the first two thirds of a tray by hand, I put the dough in a disposable pastry bag and cut the tip to size for a perfect 1/8 teaspoon cookie dough pea on the sheet. Also the dough was not heavy enough to weigh down the parchment paper  (no ... you don't say) so I cut little slits at the corners to ensure the cookies (or nickels) were flat. Though I think nickels would have done a much better job holding down the parchment paper. HOWEVER, mommy dearest,  coming home after a martini or two last night, said they need to be bigger! more like 2" in diameter. and flat they go in the oven. Go figure. I guess my 1970's joy of cooking is a bit off on this one. So I tried again!


























 I messed up a bit on my spacing with the second batch.... whatever they were too delicious for me to care!

Recipe of the Day:

Ginger Thins                                                                                         About Three hundred 3/4 inch wafers

Preheat oven to 325°.
Cream:
¾ cup butter
1 cup brown sugar
1 beaten egg
¼ cup molasses (I substituted 1 tbsp corn syrup 3 tbsp brown sugar)
Sift together:
1½ cups flour
¼ tsp salt
½ tsp baking soda
½ tsp each cloves, cinnamon and ginger
Combine the above ingredients and stir until smooth. Put dots of ⅛ teaspoon of dough 1 inch apart on a cookie sheet covered in parchment paper and bake 5 to 6 minutes. Cool on a rack.  They should have the diameter of a quarter when baked, for they toughen if they are larger.

I found that they do not, in fact, toughen, and so has my mother over the last 30-plus odd years of her baking these as her favorite cookie. Her additional instruction is to sprinkle a ginger, cinnamon and sugar mixture atop the cookies before baking. That is tomorrow's task, as I made a double batch and still have    3-ish cups of dough in a mixing bowl in my fridge...  PS, refrigeration does not positively or negatively affect these gingery Christmas... nickels.   

Holiday Outfit Shopping

While on break from shopping with my girl Kenzie, we indulged our lunch by sitting in the car. Apparently I eat way to fast, and it takes Kenzie forever to update her Instagram... so I ended up knitting away while she finished her chow! The piece is to be a headband, and if it turns out okay it will be mine! If not, I'll give it to kenzie and she'll love and wear it anyway... jk its the opposite! Or is it? Mwahaha....


Anyhoo, we stopped by Burlington and either you score or not when you go there... I snatched a supercute grey sweaterdress! Kenz picked up some Christmas presents... we're on the way down to Marshalls hoping to score there too! Also jamming out to carols-- we're such Christmas Geeks! In addition,  we are super Mumford & Sons fans!! Thanks to them for making our drive faster...


O, Christmas Tree

Today we shall be moving our Christmas tree. Yes, moving... I insisted we get one last weekend, and it is HUGE. Like totally the biggest tree we've ever freaking gotten! And, in true form, my father decides that day is the day he will be putting up the trim in the room we put our Christmas tree in... something he has been putting off for the last oh, I don't know, 12 years? And of course, its so big it cant fit anywhere else, so I can't decorate it until it has been moved!

The whole ordeal has been severely disappointing. Mostly because I have big plans for this years tree. HUGE.



Yeah this thing is almost 9 feet, but much taller in some places




The trim looks pretty ready for tree movement by my standards-- and yet we wait.